Gorgeous pumpkin Irish linen! How you charmed me so.
Your color and texture, so smooth and soft. No wonder they clothed the passed in you!
But you wrinkle, on the slightest touch. And you slip and slink all over my table, how can I cut you?!
My newbieness shows, and oh no, my slice is uneven! Slowly, your length shortens.
But wait! I bought enough! And it measures just right. Oh, thank goodness, a wave of relief.
Ah, pumpkin Irish linen, you're worth the pain. A lovely petticoat you'll make, to be worn so soon!